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 What She Says and What She Really Means

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PostSubject: What She Says and What She Really Means    Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:46 pm

What She Says and What She Really Means


I need = I want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now

Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe
case of PMS

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new
furniture, new wallpaper...

I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I maxed out your gold card.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on T.V.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

I was wrong = Not as wrong as you

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get
used to it

I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
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