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Join date : 2012-06-11
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PostSubject: Investments   Fri 22 Jun 2012, 6:01 pm

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus;

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of Alcoholic
beverages a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!
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