At 40...
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At 40, you get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience!!!
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Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
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You lose your car keys--then lose them again three minutes later.
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Your son's math homework is too hard for you.
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Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
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